Office discussion, in which (yet again) my humor is totally lost:

Guy 1: Soandso* is selling out, he has made a zombie proof car and designed it with Hyundai.

Guy 2: What?

Guy 1: No one would build a zombie proof car out of a Hyundai!

Me: Well, I don’t know, they are pretty close to North Korea.

And then the office collectively cocked their heads at me, much the way a dog will look at a person dancing to Neil Diamond.

*Soandso is the name of a comic book author/artist that I did not bother to commit to memory, and about whom I don’t care enough to Google.